comedy

Take life a little less seriously

100 Creative ways to say no

Next Excuse

Im being deported.

I have too much guilt.

I have to fulfill my potential.

I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

Im trying to be less popular.

I never go out on days that end in "Y."

I have to study for a blood test.

Ive been scheduled for a karma transplant.

The last time I went, I never came back.

Im in training to be a household pest.

Ive dedicated my life to linguine.

Im going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.

Im building a pig from a kit.

Im trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

I have to rotate my crops.

My subconscious says no.

I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.

Its too close to the turn of the century.

Im building a pig from a kit.

It wouldnt be fair to the other Beautiful People.